Remember, remember the fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason and plot;

Don't just stand there. Find my hat!

Not the ideal conditions under which to decipher ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs.
Educational note: The correct word is hieroglyphs, not hieroglyphics.

And you thought King Kong was a challenge.

Where's Tarzan when you need him.
Hint: See top left of cliff--smartly minding his own business.

Louis would have loved it!
Today's toy soldier makers are obviously not troubled by PC.